Monday 21 November 2011

Pronunciations - The Bangla Eeshtyle

Here's the first set of words from our team, a lot more words and other entertainment shall be coming your way soon. 
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  1. After - Aftaar
  2. Ahead - Ahaed
  3. Arrange - Aarange
  4. Avatar - Abhotar
  5. Avenge - Ebhenj
  6. Animator - Eneemataar
  7. Artist - Arteest
  8. Ambulance - Am-bu-lence
  9. Background - Bhakgraaound
  10. Bakery - Bakary / Bekary
  11. Balloon - Baylune
  12. Barber - Barbar
  13. Basket - Baasket
  14. Bear - Beeaaarr
  15. Beatles - Bheatles
  16. Bed - Baid
  17. Beg - Baig
  18. Bird - Baard
  19. Birth - Barth
  20. Birthday - Barday
  21. Biscuit - Biskut
  22. Beach - Bitch
  23. Bitch - Beech
  24. Bliss - Blees
  25. Bottle - Botol / Botal
  26. Bread - Beret
  27. Buddy - Baady
  28. Buffering - Baafering
  29. Bunk - Baank
  30. Bunny - Baany
  31. Burger - Bargur
  32. Bus - Bhas
  33. Bullet - Boolate
  34. Building - Beeldeeng.
  35. Beef - Beeph
  36. Butterfly - Baatar fly
  37. Blink - Bleenk
  38. Chair - Cheeyar
  39. Can’t - Cunt
  40. Children - Childrens
  41. Cigarette - Cigaarate
  42. Circle - Sarkul
  43. Class - Clus
  44. Collection - Kaalection
  45. Colour - Kalar
  46. Computer - Kamputer
  47. Corrupt - Korrupted
  48. Cup - Caap / Caaf
  49. Customer - Kastomer
  50. Culture - Caalture
  51. Church - Chaarch
  52. Cricket - Creeket
  53. Chicken - Cheeken
  54. College - Collez
  55. Current - Karent
  56. Compositor - Compositaar
  57. Company - Kompany
  58. Correct - Korrect
  59. Commitment - Comeetmaint
  60. Camel - Kemel
  61. Department - Deepaartment
  62. Desk - Deks
  63. Dig - Deeg
  64. Diesel - Deejel
  65. Disco - Deechko
  66. Dirty - Daarty
  67. Doctor - Daktor
  68. Dream - Drim
  69. Drugs - Draags
  70. Duck - Dak
  71. Dustbin - Daastbin
  72. DVD - DBD / DbhiD
  73. Drinks - Dinks
  74. Dish - Deesh
  75. Double - Dobole
  76. Earth - Aarth
  77. Eyebrow - Eyebru
  78. Engine - Injin
  79. Far - Fur
  80. Fur-Far
  81. Fast - Fust
  82. Father - Faather / Futher
  83. Favourite - Phaborate
  84. Feed - Fid
  85. Fellow - Phelow
  86. Fiat - Phiat
  87. Film - Filim
  88. Filled - Field
  89. Fillers - Feelars
  90. Fire - Fayar / Phayur
  91. Fish - Pheesh
  92. Flower - Flaawer
  93. Focus - Fokas
  94. Football - Phootball
  95. Forest - Farest
  96. Forward - Phorward
  97. Frustrated - Fraastated
  98. Fur - Far
  99. Forest - Phorest
  100. Fever - Phevaar
  101. Football - Phootball
  102. Follow - Phollo
  103. Facebook - Phacebuk
  104. File - Phile.
  105. Four - Phor
  106. Forum - Pho Raam
  107. Five - Phibe
  108. First - Fast
  109. Friend - Fraand
  110. Furniture - Pharnichar
  111. Fun - Phaan / Phaans
  112. Purse - Paarse
  113. Gangi' (t-shirt) - Gaingee
  114. Gas - Gesh
  115. Gizmo - Gijmo
  116. Girl - Gaarl
  117. Glass - Glaass / Glus
  118. Google - Googles \ Gugul
  119. Ground - Graaund
  120. Gun - Gaan
  121. Gift - Gipt
  122. Germany - Jaarmaanee
  123. Guitar - Geetur
  124. Giraffe - Jiraaph
  125. Garland - Gaarland
  126. Gym - Geem
  127. Government - Gorment / Gobherment
  128. Hard disk - Hard dicks
  129. Heart - Hurt
  130. Highway - Highbhay
  131. Hurt - Haart
  132. Hunter - Haanter
  133. Human - Humane
  134. It - eet
  135. Indus - Indaas
  136. Internet - Intaarnet
  137. Italy - Eetaalee
  138. Illusion - Illuzaan
  139. Illustrator - Elastrator
  140. Jesus - Zeejaas / Jeejaas
  141. Jitter - Jeetar
  142. Juice - Juse
  143. Junk - Jaank
  144. Justice - Jasteese
  145. Jug - Jaag / Jog
  146. Jerk - Jark
  147. Language - Langbhej
  148. Ligament - Leegament
  149. Laughing - Lofing
  150. Library - Libhrery
  151. Lion - Layon
  152. List - Least
  153. Live - Leave
  154. Liver - Libher
  155. Litre - Leetar
  156. Lizard - Leejard
  157. Lol - Laal
  158. London - Landan / Londan
  159. Love - Laab / Laav
  160. Lunch - Laanch
  161. Lungs - Langs
  162. Leather - Leydar
  163. Lemon - Laymon
  164. Letter - Laytar
  165. Master - Maaster / Muster / Maastur
  166. Marble - Marbel
  167. Market - Markate
  168. Million - Meeliaan
  169. Mother board - Matherboard
  170. Multiply - Maaltiply
  171. Murder - Maader
  172. Must - Maast
  173. Mutton - Moton
  174. Machine - Maysheen
  175. Modeler - Modelaar
  176. Monkey - Maankey
  177. Mask - Maks
  178. Muffler - Maaflar
  179. Memory - Maimory
  180. Monday - Moanday
  181. Monitor - Monitar
  182. Month - Manth
  183. Number - Naamber
  184. Office - Aupheesh
  185. Pearl - Paarl
  186. Picnic - Peakneek
  187. Perfume - Paarfume
  188. Permission - Paar mission
  189. Perk - Paark
  190. Pet - Paet
  191. Pen - Pain
  192. Photo - Fotu
  193. Pickle - Pickaal
  194. Pink - Pee ink
  195. Pizza - Pijja
  196. Pump - Pamp
  197. Pluck - Plack
  198. Plum - Plaam
  199. Plumber - Plaambar
  200. Plus - Plas
  201. Poem - Poaim
  202. Production - Prodakson
  203. Pulsar - Paalsar
  204. Puncture - Panture
  205. Punjabi - Paanjabi
  206. Purple - Paarple
  207. Phone - fone
  208. Pink-Peenk
  209. Pistol - Peestol
  210. Pig - Peeg
  211. Perfect - Parfekt
  212. Poor - Pu ore
  213.  Police - Fulish
  214. Radial - Radiaal
  215. Red - Raid
  216. Restaurant - Restorent
  217. Reverse - Rebhaarce
  218. Risk - Riks
  219. Rich - Reech
  220. Revital - Re-bhai-tal
  221. Run - Raan
  222. Rendering - Rendaaring
  223.  Rickshaw - Rishka
  224. Rigger - Reegaar
  225. Rough - Raaf
  226. Rocket - Rokate
  227. Rubber - Robber
  228. S - Es
  229. Salad - Saalaad
  230. Salary - Selaary / Selaady
  231. School - Eeshkool
  232. Seed - Sid
  233. Seriously - Seriasly
  234. Servant - Saarbhent
  235. Serpent - Sarpant
  236. Server - Sarbhar
  237. Sheep - Ship
  238. Ship - Sheep
  239. Shirt - Shaart
  240. Shut - Shaat
  241. Sleep - Slip
  242. Speak - Spik
  243. Start - Sturt
  244. Status - Stataas
  245. Structure - Straakchaar
  246. Study - Staady
  247. Subtract - Saabtract
  248. Sugar - Sugaar
  249. Sunday - Sanday
  250. Service - Saarbhise
  251. System - Sistame
  252. Surgery - Sarjary
  253. Survive - Sarbhibe
  254. Suzuki - Sujuki
  255. Seven - Sebhen
  256. Silver - Silbhar
  257. Sweater - Swaytaar
  258. Texture - Tekture
  259. Thursday - Thaarsday
  260. Tiger - Tigaar
  261. Touch - Taach
  262. Towel - Tabhel
  263. Trees - Tris
  264. Trend - Trained
  265. Turtle - Taartle
  266. Turn - Taarn
  267. Tusk - Taask
  268. TV - Tibhi
  269. Truck -Traack
  270. Tuesday -Twisday
  271. Table - Tabil
  272. Twitter - Tuitaar
  273. Umbrella - Aambrela
  274. University - Unibharsity
  275. Under - Aandur
  276. Uncle - Aankail
  277. Up - Aap
  278. Us - Aaas
  279. Update - Aap-date
  280. VCD - Bhee Shee Dee
  281. Value - Bhaliu
  282. Van - Bhan
  283. Vanilla - Bhanila
  284. Veg - Bhej
  285. Vegetable - Bhegitable
  286. Vendor - Bhendar
  287. Very - Bhery
  288. Vicks - Bicks
  289. Violence - Bhaayolence
  290. Virgin - Bhargin
  291. Virus - Bhai-ras
  292. Vision - Bhison
  293. Volvo - Bolbo
  294. Vulgar - Bhalgar
  295. Vibrate - Bhaibrate
  296. Vodka - Bhodka
  297. Vanity Bag - Bhanity Bag
  298. Variety - Bheraity
  299. Voter Id - Bhotar id
  300. Volume - Bolume
  301. Valley - Bhaylee
  302. Wall - Waall
  303. Water - Wataar
  304. Wednesday - Bhednasday
  305. Welcome -  Bhelcom
  306. Wear - Veeaar / Veeaad
  307. Week - We eeeks / Vick
  308. Which - Wheech
  309. Wire - Ware
  310. Wine - Waayeen
  311. Wondered - Vondered
  312. Word – Waard
  313. Working - War-king
  314. World - Warld
  315. Wool - Oool
  316. Yesterday - Yesshtaarday
  317. Yard - Yurd
  318.  Yellowish - Yulish
  319. Zebra - Jebhra
  320. Zero - Jero
  321. Zoom - Jum
  322. Zone - Jone
  323. Zinc - Jeenc
  324. Zebra - J-bra

10 comments:

  1. Hey bro...
    Your post is awesome :)
    You deserve a Hyderabadi Biryani. You Rock...
    I will do all I can to promote this blog :)
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  4. yellowish=yulish

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  5. rickshaw-rishka

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  6. Thanks a lot Anonymous. Your words will be incorporated, keep them coming in. :)

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  7. Thanks a lot Neela Ahmed, your contribution has been added in the list.

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  8. Englishman to Bengali: We fucked your motherland for 200 years.
    Bengali to Englishman: Bhe weel faaak your mothertaang phorebher

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